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[Sam throws Gibby to the floor and starts trying to shove his foot into his mouth]
FREDDIE: She's not like other girls.
CARLY: No.

Sam is almost fifteen, blonde, and could totally kick your butt. She likes sneakers, brightly colored T-shirts, and knee-length shorts, though she has been known to wear a skirt (with leggings or shorts underneath) on occasion. She's insubordinate, pushy, sarcastic, abrasive, quick-witted (despite what she'd lead you to believe RE: her intelligence), lazy, aggressive, always hungry, and fierce when she feels like it. She enjoys pork chops, meatloaf, chili, pulling pranks, and mocking Freddie Benson. She lives for food and insults, loves a good fight, and can be something of a bully when the mood strikes her.

Her best friend is Carly Shay. Sam likes her even though she's kind of a goody goody.

(Sam's more of a baddie baddie.)

FREDDIE: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
[Sam yanks him by his shirt]
SAM: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.

Sam Puckett is from iCarly, and is the property of many people who are not me, who may or may not include Nickelodeon, Viacom, and/or Schneider's Bakery. She appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in (http://milliways-bar.livejournal.com/profile)milliways_bar (http://milliways-bar.livejournal.com/), from which no profit whatsoever is being made.